We demonstrate proof-of-concept for point-of-care assessment of long-term alcohol consumption by measuring phosphatidylethanol in blood/dried blood spots with nano-electrospray ionization and MS/MS using a miniature mass spectrometer. 'Abstinence', 'moderate', and 'chronic' consumption could be distinguished rapidly for both sample types, and quantitative performance was obtained with blood (LoQ-100 ng mL-1).