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110 pages, Kindle Edition
First published April 23, 2018
"I love you, Calissa. I've loved you since the day I saw you. Or the day I met you. I'm not sure which one and I can't even tell you how old you were because hell if I remember and the timeline in our story is hella vague, but I've loved you that long."
"Yes, Tex, yes. I love you. You love me. We're a happy fam-i-ly oh wait I didn't mean to go on a Barney tangent there, Tex. Anyway, yes. Love. We lovveeeeee each other."
"No, Calissa. You don't understand. I like really totally love you. I have for years and what's that spot on the floor? Is that blood or spaghetti sauce? You're not bleeding, are you, Calissa?" *Grabs Calissa by the shoulders and shakes violently* "TELL ME!"
*Calissa's head is bouncing around like a lazy eye but that doesn't matter because she's so wet down there because oh boy does Tex smell good and he's so poetic with his words she can't help but drip lady juice for him* "No, not blood. I made lasagna for dinner because I love you so much and know how much you like Italian. All I want to do is make you happy, Tex."
*Tex again shakes Calissa violently because why the hell not* "I actually prefer Mexican but we can deal with that later. But yeah, all I want is your happiness, Calissa. And a baby. Like, yesterday. I wanted my baby inside you yesterday but that didn't happen so we're gonna get started on it in like *looks at watch* 3 hours because that's how long it's going to take to convince you of my love."
"Oh God, Tex, no. I need you now."
"Nah, I like to stick to my schedules. So 2 hours and 58 minutes and counting, baby..."